Just a smidgen under 2 weeks since Pia got the boot, and she already landed herself a gig on Dancing with the Stars. Guess what she performed? Yeah... nothing too original. "I'll Stand By You"
I mean, I've been standing by you the whole time Pia, but you really are already all wifed up? Really? You didn't wanna give little Andy a shot??? :::::grinding teeth:::::
I didn't see it live, but did watch it here:
Pia won't let nobody hurt you!
So she was singing the song while Mark's dance partner was groping her man.... She had to have been jealous! But she wasn't... Why you ask? Well, Pia noticed something before all of America could. It was reported that Ballas' dance partner was unable to maneuever the usual dance moves in their routine due to the bulge in his pants...Thanks Pia!
Mark also got excited later on when he saw this picture below of Pia teasing the microphone while he was singing (It looks like she is going to take a big bite....owch!)
America, what the hell were you thinking?!?!?!
It's cool....tonight's the night Scotty will finally choke to death on all of that toothpaste.....Oh wait, you didn't know that the reason why he holds his microphone sideways is because he is actually brushing his Mr. Ed teeth with it? See below:
And to all my beloved idolismers??? I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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