Thursday, June 2, 2011

Cheers To IDOLISMS For An Incredible Season


Idol Is Over... and it was "AMAZING"

Idolismers,   

     Whoa! Apologies for the delay on this Idolisms entry! Didn't mean to put you on the edge of your seat for so long! I needed to digest the reality that I would be putting the book of Idolismology down for a bit...
    The world of Idolisms has come to an end.... and a country singers journey is just beginning. Check out our final two:


Lauren Alaina and Scotty McCreery

The Finale

Seacrest still has got on the bow tie and the hair is more of a wavy spike with plenty of bedhead.


Randy: white dinner jacket and black bow tie, much better than last night!


J Lo: Gold glitter, lots of cleavage, looks fabulous.


Steven: Popped collar and lots of silver beaded necklaces.

       Lauren and Scotty come out holding hands, again! Why? This is supposed to be a war of attrition! Righttt.... But really, have they been hooking up????


Sweet jacket Scotty.... Did you grip that from Jimmy? And Lauren looks cuddly 
Lauren’s got her silver Raiders thang shirt going again with a white pant suit, and Scotty has got the young Elvis look going with his white shirt and pants.



Performances:

    Nice to see the top girls all on stage together... A good look bunching, some fantastic singers, others, not so much. They were singing Lady Gaga’s “Born this way”


    Pia was in the middle of the crew and was of course, IN IT TO WIN IT. To me, she was, in my opinion, the most talented and marketable singer. And best looking, edging Haley out in everything by a smidgeon.

 
       And after the ladies all perform, just James Durbin is back in the game and performing with Judas Priest. I guess we are giving heavy metal a chance?



      It was cool to see James back in his element. See part of James's journey and the  performance below:


      Jacob Lusk, Kirk Franklin and Gladys Knight perform a song called "Smile"  next, which I hoped would be a shining moment for him Jacob, and he takes it to church! 


      This is where Jacob will thrive if he controls his flamboyancy. Dude's got some potential, and definitely has a strong voice; see it:


    The next performance was Casey Abrams and Jack Black in which they song, something I love, “Fat Bottomed Girls!” It was entertaining, particularly because they were wearing the same outfits and are both scruffy bastards!


Jack was vocally dominant, but I did like Casey’s scatting and think he isn’t certain to get plenty of gigs in Jazz clubs. I'd go to Warmdaddy's and see him! Peep it:




The ladies of American Idol are on again! Looking sexy in black and red this time and singing Beyonce’s “Put a ring on it”, and then switching it up with“To the Left.” Other popped-off hits by the International bombshell Beyoare sang. They sound pretty good and I love Beyonce.


   It appears Haley stole the Kurt Cobain looking Violinists garter belt because she is now rocking it, and is looking mint! And Pia was dressed as the sexy former G streeter Anna! With holes cut out above her hips and shoulders. Sexy.
    Then Beyonce herself comes out and just steals the show! She is friggin’ gorgeous and a mega-platinum bombshell, that I’m sure all of these girls strive to be like.


     Haley and Tony Bennett perform next. Interesting couple! I liked the Jazzy hooks and two-step choreography they had going.


Musically, this is the direction Haley needs to go. The jazzy/bluesy/rockish type genre. Though I don’t suggest her doing duets with 85 year old men.. even though Tony looked fantastic! It was a nice little show they put on together. See it here:



 
      "To the windoowwwww, to the wall! And sweat drip down my....." Lil Jon pops on stage for about 8 seconds, giving the audience plenty of time to see what a nut this guy is. He then runs off the stage.. I guess to start sippin’ his crunk juice? He couldn't do that with all of those minors around!



     Heeeeyaaayeeahhhhh!! OK! WHOOOOWWHHHATTT! This was followed by TLC (no Left Eye Lisa-RIP) They were singing the song "No Scrubs"...was this about Lil' Jon? Could be... They also then sang some of their other hits...Who chose these performers??? Eerily random batches of success from the past. See a video of the whole Lil Jon TLC action below:


 

       In a later performance, Scotty comes out with Tim McGraw (what up Tug! Go Phils!) and they do a duet of one of Tim's biggest hits, “Live Like You Were Dying”, which I actually enjoyed a lot.

Tag team dude!
Check out their video clip below:



     Tim was all ripped up in his tight tee and his nicely kempt beard. Scotty was wishing he could grow facial hair, but his voice was sounding pretty good, so I’ll cut the mongoloid baby face some slack.




    J Lo’s hubby Marc Anthony performs next... He looks a mix between Steve Buschemi and a crackhead, but his wife is incredible.



       He sings in all Spanish and I’m really not enjoying it too much...until J Lo comes out on stage and makes her booty clap for like 30 seconds straight!


Perfect time for her favorite word usage of, AMAZING! See it Jen shake what her Mama gave her right here!


      All I gotta say is Mark is one lucky dude...

     The guys amongst the top 11 are now performing. This was certainly a year with a lot of talented fellas, I have to say.


     Stefano starts it off with a sweet falsetto! He can rip it. I miss the little puppy and wish him success. Paul seems to have more control of his kneecap now (he wasn't wearing his knee brace) and as a group, they sounded solid... but the girls performance together was much more entertaining... that is until Tom Jones joins the guys out on stage!


It certainly was unusual...........


    Lady Gaga takes the stage next, singing her new single, “The Edge of Glory.” Of course she is her usual absurd self wearing an ugly chandelier on her head, with silver hanging beads as if she was trying to look like a hippie doorway...



      She takes it off and exposes her silver studded stripper outfit and long blond extensions. By the way, she is singing on top of a quasi-realistic looking mountain, standing at the edge of a cliff, with a creepy guy leering behind:


And then he starts molesting her! See the evidence:



Is this a horrifying attempt to imitate Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity??? A bit inappropriate for an American Idol show where the majority of the audience has a severe case of teeny boppage! And as the performance is ending, Lady Gaga and the molester commit suicide by jumping off the mountain?? Dude, that ain’t right.......

    Next up is Lauren performing with her own idol, and former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood.


       In the beginning of the song, I can barely hear Lauren, as she holds the microphone as if her voice is coming from under her chin. But then the peachy sweet girl starts shaking her peace tree and she breaks out that country swang America loves!


       Underwood looks hot, glittery and sounds great. Her tan is soooo even! How does she do that!? My hope for Lauren is that her singing career is half as successful as Carrie’s. But I give Lauren props for sticking with her and doing pretty damn good. See for yourself:



         And next, Beyonce is back!! Singing 1+1..... 1+1, me + her? I mean we’re both in it to win it, so I think we could make it work... And it seems like she wants it to work it with me because she repeatedly is singing to me, “Make Love to Me.” ::blushes::   Look at her!


    Whoa  there.... I think you know what this woman is... that's right.... In it to win it? And as the great (?!) Charlie Sheen says, "WINNING."

    Bono’s in town! A Spiderman song composed by Bono and The Edge starts. It sounds like the James Bond theme, and all of a sudden, out of a nowhere, Spiderman himself lands from the sky and into the crowd!



He then proceeds to jump on Seacrest’s back, where he then starts tangling his web around Ryan's neck! He is choking the hell out of him, that is until Bono breaks out his death grip and rips Spiderman off Ryan!! Where Bono then proceeds to stomp on his face in the stage repeatedly........
    But it's tough to make out the intensity in his eyes because of the slight tint on classic Bono Emporio Armani shades....


     As Spiderman is hurled onto the stage, Bono is stomping the hell out of him and it is said that for every successful stomp, he donated $10,000 to "Idol Gives Back." Due to graphic violence, I was only able to recover the edited version. See it here:



      In the last performance of the night, before the results, our man Steven Tyler is seated at the piano, performing my favorite Aerosmith song, “Dream On.” Then he starts jammin' out... The dude’s still got it! A friggin' rockstar. Look at him!



     He is like Mick Jagger, but more frog-like. Hey Steven, (“u da bomb!”~J.S.) He will never die, and he rips it up in his performance! See the performance here:


   It's a very short version of the song because apparently Steven's vocals were a little sore. He was a very unique judge this year. Charming, hilarious and bizarre. I want him back next year for sure.

    Speaking of our judges, let’s take a brief look to honor them... As said, Steven was off the wall at times but very charming in his own way. The video clip referred to him as “The Loose Cannon.” He had some incredible quotes this season! (I’ll be writing a blog entry of his top quotes at some point.)


    Next, my fave of the judges Randy Jackson aka “The Veteran”. I mean dude, come on.... Obviously we know he is in it to win it! YO, he kills it every night! The video playing shows multiple clips of him exclaiming "_______ is in it to win it! YO... DUDE, I loved it! Hilarious.

 
  
     And last we have Jennifer Lopez aka “The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” where they showed clips of auditioners telling her how beautiful she is....


      This is a picture of her in her performance of her club banger "On the Floor."


Ganaria en ella!

      After the clip, Jen stood up to wave to the crowd, but when she tries to sit back down in her seat, she needs Randy and Steven to each push a butt cheek inward so she is able to fit back in... Not a bad gig them! See for yourself below how hard this maneuver must've been:


  
    We then saw some hilarious clips of horrific Idol auditions, commentated by Ryan’s protege Joe (a strange fella who auditioned for Idol and wearing a tux jacket with khaki shorts in birkenstocks.....mmmmmkkkkk...

    Some people love watching the awful auditions, others hate it. I’m a lover. It’s where I pick out my early favorites, and find superstars like Pat Ford singing Britney’s “Womanizer...(see video of Pat shouting "HOLLERRRRR!" in one of the previous blog entries.)

    We cut to a commercial after the recaps of funny auditions and Ryan is standing in the audience alongside who but, Warren Sapp?? Why??? I pause it and glance around to realize more random as hell people are attending the finale! Of course their are normies like David Cook, Lee DeWyze and other former contestants and successful musicians; but then I see David Copperfield (and then he disappears), Lebron and Tiger are sitting next to each other (holding hands????) and in front of them is Al Gore sitting next to OJ Simpson?? Quite the strange bunch of Idol lovers, but dude, you've gotta love the diversity.

    And finally.... the moment we have all been waiting for......THE RESULTS!! The show was dragged out and must have been painful for Lauren, for she is on the verge of tears already, as usual. And Scotty is standing there looking cool and confident, enormous cranium and all. Well spoken Sir Edward Boddington (great beer) comes out with the envelope, Seacrest says to dim the lights...... and they cut to a COMMERCIAL....


SIKE!!! AHH! That would've sucked! The suspense would've been piercing...

Seacrest opens the envelope and reads......


SCOTTY MCCREERY WINS! 



::gulp::  ::throw up taste::  But hey, good for him! He worked hard for it! And remember that music teacher guy who made top 24 but did that horrifying Usher that turned him down in the group auditions?? HA! Salyt.
     I hated Scotty him the whole time because of how goofy he looked, and somehow he managed to still pull off the win. So I give him credit... And I'll try not to let this decimate my view on Idol too much, but I do think there were other contestants more worthy of winning, and I'm not alluding to Lauren.... although she was my fave since the beginning of our Idolisms journey....
       Scotty was in it to win it the whole time. I'm still not a fan at all and wouldn't be caught dead in Sam Goodies buying his CD. But I do wish him the best and see glimmers of success in his future......

       But wait; all of a sudden, Lauren grabs all of the attention away by grabbing Scotty’s head and starts to make out with him on stage! 



      He doesn't appear to be declining the kiss and it looks mutual. Lauren is definitely the aggressor and is kissing him as if she was a Tyrannnosaurus Rex gettin' some!  It's getting so graphic and absurd that I start thinking that it is all staged (Seacrest produced, of course), or at least America and I are hoping it is.... but it’s starts to get hot and heavy and entirely inappropriate, especially for two honor roll students.... Is this really happening? ::cotton mouth taste now:: It is.

     We hear Ryan in the background screaming "Cut to commercial, cut to commercial!!" The screen goes blank.....

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    According to the Idolism Street Journal, this obscene footage leaked on the internet for a millisecond...and apparently there was only one person who was able to get a hold of it in time. And get this Idolismers.... It was me... and you can see it first hand, next year in the world of Idolisms, 2012!
    Hope ya stick around, the Idolisming is just beginning.......................




Samitz.................... Ou

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Idol Finale: The Boy Next Door vs. The Southern Bell


The first half of the Superbowl of American Idol has arrived! The final two contestants have been decided and are IN IT TO WIN IT!
Seacrest Powerpoint: When does a dream begin and how will that dream end?
America will decide the fate of of our finalists, 16 year old Lauren Alaina from Georgia and 17 year Scotty McCreery from North Carolina..  Whose it gonna be folks? I already know....... A country singer! Ahhh, probably won’t be buying either of their albums, but I’ll rip it from napster! Tonight's show is part 1 of a 2 part American Idol season finale.
The judges come out and I am shocked to see the horrific jacket Randy is wearing. It’s an orange? plaid, striped double breasted coat with a black Count Chocula collar....go flyers? (unfortunately I couldn’t find a picture) Strange. Steven always dresses pretty outrageous and pulls it off and J Lo’s rocking the sexy glitter dress with her hair blown out, stunning as usual, or shall we steal her word and say “amazing!”
Seacrest’s hair: First off, before the hair, he is wearing a tux with a bow tie! Upping his game for the finale? No trendy skinny tie this week...


And his hair is finally back to the usual Seacrest, funky, short, spiky and no poor attempt to switch it up by having the sidepart. Still, an abundance of bed head are nestled throughout his calics.

The stage looks awesome. This show is definitely supposed to be another banger.... The Boy Next Door vs. The Southern Bell... Me likey! Not me likey country, just Idolismology in general. Breaking it down like Seacrest would. You know, it to win it....

So...the Boy Next Door vs. The Southern Bell: They come on stage holding hands which is cute, but pretty corny. Do you think they are shady doing a little smoochie behind stage? Does Lauren want Scotty to allow her to strum his guitar and yeeeeee haw?



Scotty is dressed as a wanna-be Urban Outfitter model in a “boutique” tee, while Lauren is back to making a second attempt at trying out for the Oakland Raiders cheerleading squad, while still rocking the Hoops (there it is!)


The scoop: Round 1 will be the contestant’s favorite song of the season, and Round 2 is something new where our idols choose their idols to pick their songs. Carrie Underwood will pick a song for Lauren, while George Strait picks a song for Scotty.

Scotty’s up, singing “Gone.” Sure hope so! He is now wearing a black leather jacket:



But all of a sudden, he is back! The Violinist with the garter belt! Hilarious! (again, cannot find a picture!) Scotty doesn’t do too bad. The judges don’t vote because they already have in one of the earlier shows. And as for the voting, the contestants now have 4 numbers each.... which is confusing as hell! 

Lauren’s on. She is singing "Flat on the Floor” her outfit sort of matches her microphone! The creepy violinist is back on stage too, again! Lauren really gives it her all and pulls out some big notes. I think she killed it and definitely takes the cake Round 1 for me.

2nd Round:
Scotty is singing his idol George Straits “Check yes or No” He’s got the guitar now and rocking a Mr. G-esque salmon plaid shirt... But something is different about him.. the extremely goofy bastard that he already is, somehow manages to look even goofier now!


Lauren was next and sang Carrie Underwood's “Maybe It was Memphis.” Garter belt violinist guy, jesus... he is back! (Dagnabit why won't won't Google images allow me to find a pic! I'm trying to get to his garter belt!) Lauren's outfit is pretty. Lots of cool ruby necklaces and ring pop bling rings. 



Wasn't a fan of the song, and she was too tame, but she was still very good.

Judging: Randy gave Scotty the slight edge round 1 and Lauren Round 2. J Lo thought they had explosive starts and broke out AMAZING and agreed with Randy’s choices. Steven picked Lauren both rounds because she is prettier than Scotty! I loved that. And of course our vampire Randy breaks out his trademark “THEY ARE BOTH IN IT TO WIN IT!”

Next was a performance by a guy that looked like Akon and I felt like I was at Q Zar playing lazer tag with all of the neon lights.




The second half of the show is on now and as the camera follows Seacrest down the aisle, I see Eleanor Frutt (from the show The Practice) in the audience! 



I suddenly remember that we are about to be going to trial as a nation, to see who will be our next American Idol, and guess who the jury is?? US! YOU!!

Scotty is up first and his video clip comes on where Jimmy is wearing a creme colored Member’s Only jacket, and his standard flex fit ballcap.... Scotty is singing “I Love You This Big.” The performance starts and who do we see first...you guessed it! Violinist..... Apparently he’s the star this evening. Scotty has got the Seacrest look going with the suit jacket on and gel in his hair:





And you see the teeny boppers with their hot pink nails are waving their hands side to side. This would be Scotty’s single and he is singing well and sounds good even on the higher notes. Randy agreed and thought he had great range and called it a brilliant vocal. J Lo said he was a story teller and of course said he did a what? An “Amazing” job. Steven said he took a chance and nailed it. I really don’t mind the kid as much anymore. I certainly still dislike him, but I can see him taking it... but let’s see how Lauren does.

Lauren is up next singing her single if she wins the ship. In the video she talks about singing a song for her Mama who has been by her side the whole time, which I immediately connected with. (Love you Mom!) She comes on stage in a pretty gown, much less exuberant than her previous outfits.





Lauren can’t control her emotions and to me didn’t sound as sharp with her vocals because she was all choked up. Ryan escorts her down the steps and she goes up to her mother and hugs her while still singing.



It was pretty touching, but I'm not sure if that will gain her votes or cause her to lose votes... we shall see!

Judging for Round 3: Randy gives Lauren the edge. J Lo just says it’s a tight race, but I can tell she is pulling for Scotty, and Steven apologizes to Scotty and says Lauren deserves to win.
Wow. Solid show! Tough decision. Well, not for me. I want Scotty gone. But either way, we’re gonna have a young up and coming country singer. Will they pop off like Carrie Underwood? I’m not real into country at all, but I can respect it, and know that each of these kids are young and going to improve their vocals and gain more and more confidence. The future looks bright for both, but unfortunately, tomorrow night, one of them will be getting THE BOOT. 
See you on the stage tomorrow night full the results show, LIVE, on American Idol!!!
Samitz... OUT








Friday, May 20, 2011

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Lauren and Scotty Safe, Haley Get's the Boot

I was pretty sad to see Haley go. We now have the youngest American Idol finals in history. I hate Scotty, but I was happy to let Lauren know that she'd be singing in the Season finale....

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Top 3 Tear It Up and Perform 3 Songs Each



Morning Idolismers! Last night, our three finalists performed three songs each: One song they chose them self, another selected by Producer guy Jimmy and a third by the song chosen by the judges.


The Seacrest Powerpoint is back! This time it says: 

Now, they will return home as heroes, 
but their dream is yet to be realized. 
Their goal: to be a superstar.

Love it! Randy looked in it to win it in his royal blue? cashmere sweater and yellow striped tie, J Lo, as usual, shaped like an hour glass and stunning in her glittery silver dress and Steven is always sure to rock a mean pair of bell bottoms, a tubular Cat in the hat hat and a groovy blouse as shown below:


Seacrests hair: Freshie! So you’d assume he wouldn’t need as much gel with less hair now, right? Wrong! Still, the same ridiculous amount of pomade, side partage front spikeage.


Alas, our top 3 come on stage!! Scotty is back to wearing his baby gap jean jacket:

Lauren has on her knee high cowboy boots:

Haley's has on a pretty little dress and is ready to go:



Beyonce-WOW! Miss Bootylicious is guiding them with their first song choice of the night and is prepared to give J Lo a run for her money in the ass department. 


Scotty is the first up and in the video Beyonce calls him incredible, and a cutie pie! Ugh... He is singing “Amazed” by Lonestar which is a song I like, and since it’s the top 3, I’m going to give Scotty a chance….but he still creeps me the hell out no matter what. I thought it was a wack performance. J Lo liked his vibrato which I did not, Steven, enough with the beautiful already! And Randy said it was a smart choice.

After the commercial, we cut to Seacrest, who is surrounded by teeny boppers and the occasional random guy…... Would that random guy be me??? Haha, probably! But I’d like to think that I would be Ryan.J

Lauren is up next and is singing “Wild One” by Faith Hill. Lauren meets with Beyonce in the clip in some more super long leather boots. In the performance, Lauren definitely has fun and is sweet, and her flower earrings are cool:

 but I didn’t dig it. But Randy liked her cutesy tootsy song choice, J Lo calls her a little baby and turns it into a compliment, and Steven always loves her. To me, miss peach needs to step it up.

Haley is up next and is choosing a Led Zeppelin song! Beyonce thought it was an interesting choice, which I agreed with, but says it shows her strength and guts. I was surprised she didn’t choose a more well known Led song, but didn’t care one bit when I found out it was her Father ripping the guitar with her on stage! 

She’s hot and she’s a Daddy’s girl…Immediately I loved it and her even more. It was a clever way to win even more voters. Randy thought so too and said she SLAYED IT, (not sleighed it), and of course broke out his “Haley is in it to win it baby!” Steven sad amazing, J Lo said she showed signs of being a professional. Nice job Haley! Round one for her.

Scotty is back. More normal plaid shirt now, and then they cut to his audition, which I actually liked! 16 at the time, still a deformed head. In his next performance, he is singing chosen by Jimmy  “Are you gonna kiss me or not” by Thomson Square. Was Jimmy asking that question to Scotty? Looking for a little kiss Jimbo??? Was he looking for some Enormous domepiece Scotty loving? Ah, the performance wasn’t bad but he holds his guitar so goofy and just looks so dumb with his huge head. I’m trying to give this kid a chance… J Lo is trying to holler at his short hair, Randy broke it out, again, in it to win it. I love Randy, but I didn’t think he would stoop to the clichés like J Lo and Steven do. I’m much more of a fan of Dude and Yo being repeated 26 times…

Next up is Lauren, and they cut to the  clip of her audition, which is where I fell in love with her first. and when I see that again, I want her to win it! Jimmy chooses her to sing “If I die Young” by the band Perry. Don’t know it but cute dress she was wearing in the performance and catchy tune. 

Her style and her genre and this is the type of music she’ll be making if she makes it. However, I don’t think the song featured her strengths and it wasn’t as upbeat which is what she does better with, but it was still so good! J Lo said she had the most beautiful tone of all the contestants and it was magical. Randy said YO, and agreed with Jen’s tone comment. Steven, did it again, same old. They all mentioned how she missed the key change, but I was happy she didn’t cry. I hope the stumble doesn’t bring her down and give her the boot... And how old is Lauren’s mom? She looks like she could be under 30….. Gitturdone early down south!

Haley is up next and bombshell-esque! They cut to her audition clip where she rips out some Oh Darlin’. Since then, she has improved so much, and that’s what makes her the darkhorse. Jimmy picks a Stevie Nicks song which I think is perfect for the type of artist Haley is looking to portray. The performance started off slow and picked up the pace later, but I wasn’t a fan. L The judges thought it was OK and fit her well but she could have done more to show off her vocal talents.

            For round 2, Steven picks Lauren, and J Lo has a stiffy for Scotty and Randy liked him too….. 3 more performances to cap off the banger:

            In a brief world premier Beyonce Video of “Run the World Girls”, she looks hot riding the bull, the blinged out matador that she is. And blonde Beyonce is hot, but this song was no “single ladies” or “crazy in love”… I’d much rather see Jen performing. After all, J Lo’s ass, on a scale of 1 to 10, is a 25.


Scotty is up next, and this is hopefully his last peformance ever on idol stage. He is singing “She Believes In Me” by Kenny Rogers. His face is stupid and he is dressed in a hand me down jacket from Boys Connection

 but it’s much better than his trademark baby gap jean jacket. I’m really hoping this will be the last time Scotty performs. Steven said he put it up over the top and nice going, J Lo said he hit the chorus and was proud, and Randy said he was sweet and tender in the chorus. I hate Scotty but when I saw his Dad interviewed in the audience, I was happy the kid’s made it this far. But it’s time to go Scotty! You goofy predator!

Lauren was next and the judges picked the song “I Hope you Dance” by LeAnn Rimes. Perfect song for her and if she kills it this could allow her to stay. She comes out in one of her pretty gowns

 she usually breaks out, and the song is played up a tempo higher, and it isn’t that impressive. She doesn’t really exemplify how powerful vocals and big voice, and I hate to say it, but this song was a make or break for her and it was her worst of the night, and I’m sad but she may be boot worthy because of this. J Lo said it was beautiful and gave her goosebumps, Randy said he knows that LeAnne  would’ve thought she slayed it. Steven thinks Lauren is so at ease with herself. I agree, but I just thought she could’ve done a much better job with the opportunity to sing a great song by the target audience she is shooting for.

Haley is the last to perform tonight, and she is singing “You outta know” by Alannis Morrisette. 

Starting off weird as hell and I barely recognized it, and then it got horrendous at the low parts! But, she made up for it on the higher parts, however the musical arrangement did her a disservice. Seeing much of the crowd not even out of the chairs, bad sign. Randy said his typical in it to win it, Steven, beautiful, and J Lo really great… They agreed with me that the choruses were good but the rest was pretty bad.

            Steven thought Haley killed it for round 4, and Randy and J lo thought Lauren did.
Haley will most likely be getting the boot, but you know I hope it’s Scotty, and Lauren wasn’t  either too fab either.... Basically, a great bunch of kids but I guess I’m just not impressed with top 3 this week, and I miss 
James,

Pia,

Brett Lowenstern 

and even my puppie Stefano!


But it was a banger as expected and we have a nice top 3! Let's take one last look at them before we let one of them go:

Solid 3 songs each by our top 3. Who will get the boot? We'll find out tonight.


Samitz................OUT