Friday, June 1, 2012

IDOLISMS Season 11 Leftover Pizza Crust and Final Goodbye

WOW!!!! What a season! Idolisms blew up more this year than in any other year... We went officially global... Reached a whole new level... Our business was to share our take on American Idol and share it within our own world in which we, Idolismers and Idolismologists created ourselves... The world of IDOLISMS. 
That was the business, and business was boomin'!


Let's congratulate Philip Philips on winning Season 11 of American Idol! Hat's off ya goofy bastard, you are the man!


Phil is now officially raking in the bacon, while strumming his guitar.....




Phil was one of my top contenders from the beginning. I remember him very well from the group auditions, where he was grouped up with the Cowboy:



 and Heejoon:



I clearly remember Heejoon was very frustrated with the Cowboy. And he displayed his frustration through sarcasm and making funny looks at the camera when he wasn't supposed to. He was funny then, but ultimately, I've realized that Heejoon is really a bitter asshole! He is stillll pissed that he got the boot... haha!




Philip Philips on the other hand was easygoing and patient. He was confident he will vocally shred the mic, even if he was grouped up with a dorky cowboy and a goofy Asian. 
PHIL IS CHILL. I felt that from the start, and I feel like America did too, and that it helped him get votes every week because he was memorable in a very positive light. But that's just on top of the fact that his voice is amazing, and he will definitely sell records. Mazel tov, Phil Phil!



More great Idolisms news.... Our little Scottish girl Hollie Cavanaugh is quite the entrepreneur! She has used her boot to fuel her drive (sex drive?) and come up with her own Yankee Candle scent!



Derived primarily from cabbage and schnozberries this scent has caused a lot of buzz, due to it's name...


The candle name has apparently pissed off beautiful actress, Halle Berry.....



Halle Berry is pissed! She looks like she is about to beat the crap out of someone!!  And she does... She beats Hollie up so bad that she morphs back into what she was born as.... a troll!


Hollie now no longer sings... instead, she does re-enactments of the Billy Goats Gruff. Usually, she is miserable, and nasty, but the Idolisms paprazzi managed to get a smiling shot of her:



There she is, in her new life as a beaten troll who made a buttload of money from a fruity smelling candle! Congrats girl! High five!




And so folks, Idolisms has come to an end.... It was such an incredible ride! This was such a great outlet for me, and something I really enjoyed doing. And it made me feel great that I had the support of all of you... my Idolismers! This blog wouldn't be what it is if i didn't have you.
I hope you will follow my new blog next year, which is still TBD (To Be Decided.) Poss The Voice? Could be amazing...
I'll keep you in the loop, as always. 


I'll forever love IDOLISMS and everything inside it's world.








A-TOWN.......................OUT