Idolisms Presents: Jessica and Phil Sing For the Crown!

Jessica and Phil,  singing on the stage, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ha! Only one of them will pop out as a winner, and it's not Heejoon! (see later on)

Idolismers… we are down to the final two!

THEIR STORIES BEGAN ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE COAST

THEY SHARED THE SAME DRIVE

THEY SHARED THE SAME FEARS

THEY SHARED THE SAME DREAM

NOW THEY SHARE THE STAGE

ONE LAST TIME

HOW WILL THEIR STORY END?

IT’S UP TO YOU

I just threw up in my mouth! Aghh! So deliciously corny, a textbook example of something that helped inspire the creation of Idolisms.

The Judges:

I want to take a bite out of J Lo because she is shaped like an apple.

If I owned the Flyers, I would wear Randy’s jacket.

Steven’s style I still can’t pinpoint. Cross breed of a gypsy mistress/hippie mother…. Well, better with clothes on than this! ........

Seacrest (his hair)

Don’t touch it, because we getting’ prickly tonight! 

Tonight, Ryan broke out his new uber legit gel…. He is using Simon Cowell’s nipple hair product, called ‘The Chest Factor........’ 

Whoa…. That’s a lotta hair!! Interesting product.

You see, Jessica knew Phil would make it further so she left Heejoon and let Phil have a gander at Chinatown… Heejoon’s pissed! He looks like the Asian Unibomber.

Round 1: Idol creator Simon Fuller’s choice…. (Um, who the hell cares????)

Round 2: The contestants favorite song.

Round 3: Jessica and Philip’s potential winning song.

I.

Jessica: Singing Whitney Houston’s “I Have Nothing.” She is wearing a  ring pop.

Jessie really sings the hell out of this song. It seems like her confidence has came back at the right time, because she nails (nails… haha) it.

Phil: He is singing “Stand By Me.” It starts out sounding completely different, and I appreciate Phil for the unpredictability he brings to the table. The pre-ejaculatory guitarist really added some unpredictable elements to the performance as well.

Phil certainly made it his own, no problem there… but I found the song a little too folky for me… so I’m getting a handie from Jessie for this round.

The dude Jason Derulo, who was a guest performer in a show earlier in the season, was the guy who had on a blinged out out neck brace is...... He is back tonight...... 

And standing on a metal fold out chair….

Why?!?!?!?!? Not the best idea for someone that just broke their broke their spine….. what an idiot!

II.

Jessie: She is singing Celine Dion’s “The Prayer” and I swear to god I closed my eyes and believed I was Garrett from ‘The Quest for Camelot”

Garrett, what in the hell are you going to do with that finger of yours?

Phil Phil: Phil picks out Billy Joel’s “Movin’ Out.” Phil Phil, Unplugged. At first it sounds genius, but it eventually gets a little boring… that is, until awesome saxophonist chick appears on the TV!!!! YES! I love this chick, she rocks!

And she is sitting on a piano, wearing SAXY BOOTS!  

Speaking of the boot, whose getting it?

Round II goes to Philip Phils for me. Way to Phil Jessica up, Fill.

BTW, this is how Idol should always be…. No dragging out, an hour long instead of two hours, minimal unoriginal judge feedback…. Know what I mean, DT?

III.

Jessica is singing a track called “Change Nothing.” I don't know the song, obviously, but I would change, something. The beginning sounded garbled, but that’s Ok, because the song sucked! And all I could do was look at Jessica’s chiclet teeth and gingivitis gums flap. 

Phil is singing his original song called “Home.” At first it sounds like "Hey There Delilah", then I hear the usual DMB element, some Paul Simon and strange activity going on with his knees (reminded me of pitter pat kneepcap Paul from last season!)

Phil had the Bela Fleck folk thing going for him, and a solid dash of Coldplay brit pop for Bob! The intense drummer boy with the goatee in the background was creepily awesome too. 

Hey, I can really see this guy making an album right now! Phil’s gotta be the winner…. He is great! 

Someone that has been liked by all since the beginning. The judges give it a standing O. Randy breaks out his dude, yo, dawg, yada yada yada. Brilliant. Genius. It was!!! Phil is the best contestant left, is in it to win it, and I hope he does win it.

Yo, Season 11 was pretty friggin’ fantastic! What tremendous talent! Seriously, the talent this year was supreme. It was entertaining each and every week! Sure, the shows were dragged out, and the judges said the same unoriginal crap… 

Steven thought this season was beautiful.

Andy feels slim!

Slim Andy gets action.

but hopefully Idolisms still managed to rock your world. This might be the end to Idolisms in the blogspot world, but you will always be an Idolismer......Hey, Idolisms brings fame!!!!

Scotty comes out on stage and sings his big hit.....

I put my remote control to my head and pull it’s imaginary trigger, as if it were a revolver........ Goodnight my Idolismers.... You are appreciated, and I feel blessed to have each and every one of you in my life. :)

SAMITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            OUT.