It's Fun to Bash Scotty!

      It's that time of the week ladies and gentlemen. It's the top 7 tonight... we are getting down to crunch time! Idol Contestants will choose from a list of songs for "Idol Gives Back Week."
      I hate to focus on the bad...but rumor has it, Scotty will be singing country tonight.... uhhh... DUH! Tuh tuh today Junior! (Billy Madison)... Ya see, that's the thing about this kid Scotty...he consistently brings NOTHING new to the table; entirely predictable every time! Extremely annoying how he has managed to sing a country song every week. I'm really hoping for a vocally fumble tonight.
     Enough with Scotty McCreery already! There is some good news though:  Known as"The Predator" before auditioning for idol, his creepy grin and abnormally enormous domepiece can be found in a mug shot on the National Sex Offender Registry, revealing the real Scotty that I hope America finds out about.
      See Scotty's repugnant face below:

 So basically, kid's gotta go...... If you can tell, I've developed quite a large hatred for him!

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