Top 6 Take On QUEEN

Top 6! QUEEN. Bicycle, bicyle!!!

Colton booted, Jessica is still hooking up with Heejoon.

Seacrest's Hair: Seacrest goes casual best tonight. A jacket and vest, but no tie (or clip), and he has the top 2 buttons unbuttoned, and not a lick of chest hair.

Speaking of hair, Ryan is going with the Rockabilly hairstyle, with the Mega Hold. 

But he definitely needs a haircut, because the more it grows, the more he is starting to look like Johnny Cash as a dwarf.

The Judges:

J Lo is wearing an outfit made of gold foil, and plans on sending it in tomorrow.

Randy goes with the double breasted jean jacket, probably custom made. And he is wearing an incredible pin that says YO !

Yo, that is awesome.

Steven is wearing the usual nightgown and robe.

Colton got the boot last week. America got sick of his fohawk.

Tonight is QUEEN night! Should be a banger, but also a tough task for our Top 6. I like Queen, and the late Freddie Mercury has the most badass Tom Seleck mustache I’ve ever seen:

Jessica is up first and is singing “Bohemian Rhapsody.” She is dressed a little slutty for a 16 year old, but I don’t mind it. 

She still seems shook from her scare 2 weeks ago. I don’t feel the same confidence. She still sang great, but she is scurrred…. and America can smell it.

Steven said rock wasn’t her forte, J Lo said her vocals were great but wanted more and Randy liked it and said ‘dude’ 3 times.

Skylar is singing “The Show Must Go On.” As soon as she starts singing, I can feel the energy I know she is going to rip the mic, and I get the confident vibe a lot more from her than from my little chiclet. Skylar was outstanding and I think that she is a great blend of country and rock. She is definitely one of the top singers left.

Steven said it was over the top, J LO GOT GOOSIES, and Randy said “She’s gotta have it” and that it was “phenomenal!”

Joshua is singing “Crazy little thing called love.” I’m not into Josh, but I thought his performance was awesome. He sang great and put his own touch on the song. The judges gave him a standing ovation, and Randy in particular loved him.

When they were showing his number, Josh left Seacrest hanging and it was hilarious!

Elise is singing “I Want it All” and she reminds of the Dr. Pepper rabbit.

But I gotta give it to her, her voice is unique and is made to sing a rock song like this. She  sounds powerful, but annoying at the same time. I also noticed they are attempting to put makeup over her mole to gain more votes. Steven used the phrase “over the top” again, and JLo and Randy can dig it too…  Elise is still in my bottom 3, and still barely smiles!

Phil Phil is singing “Fat Bottom Girls.” 

It is dedicated to J Lo, because her ass is PHAT! 

This is a great song for Phil and I like it that he doesn’t have his guitar tonight. Phil is my boy and was amazing last week, but this song, meh. But he is still my dog and has a cool style. Renowned Idolismologist Debbie T was quoted saying, “If Joe Cocker and Dave Matthews had a baby, it would be Phil Phil!” Haha, on the money.

I didn’t like Phil’s first song but know that he’ll make up for it in the second The judges thought it was good, but not much more.

Hollie is singing “Save Me.” She is wearing her Arizona Cardinals pant suit. 

She is also a leprechaun that makes it rain with lucky charms! She repeats the line “SAVE ME” over and over again It got real annoying… Was she talking about getting the boot and begging them to use the save on her?They used it!

The judges were harsh on her. J Lo gave her constructive criticism with an intimidating strong Latina woman tone……. Hollie has been hanging by a thread, and the judges just lambasted her… America will surely listen this time and she is going home.

Round II:

Not a surprise Jessica has pretty nails.

She is singing Luther’s “Dance with my Father.”  She brought the heat more this song, but she definitely isn’t the same Jessica. She was good, but at this stage, good doesn’t cut it. She really needs to step it up even more next week, assuming she makes it.

The judges loved it and used the word tender a lot. It made my mouth water.

Skylar is thick boned, but Skylar remind reminds of a Popeyes biscuit on speed. Not sure where I got that from but it just made me want Popeyes!

Back to Skylar, she is singing a song about tattoos and is playing her guitar with her cowboy boots on. Solid second performance, but not as good as her first one. But I know she will sell records, whether she wins it or not.

Josh has a red popped collar leather jacket with a scarf inside. He is well equipped, and sings his ass off! Judges standing ovation and the audience was roaring. 

I liked it too, but thought the first was better. 

Elise did a lot of yelling in this song. I loved parts of it but also felt bullied at times. Her power is too much sometimes, and I can feel her bitchiness through her melodic notes. J Lo thought she slayed it but Steven said she should’ve picked a song people knew. Again, first was better. And all of a sudden, the guy in the band Elise is banging between songs, runs on the stage to hug her.

Of course Phil Phil does Dave Matthews! It’s him. It’s what he does. But he picked the wrong DMB song! He is a miniature clone of Dave and birthed out of the vein in his forehead, but did not do him justice tonight. He was still great and he is still safe, but it would’ve been so much better if he sang one of DMB’s many hits, rather than, as J Lo brilliantly called it, “artsy.” Artsy doesn’t get votes. Phil needs to spit out the granola.

Holl ball is the last of the night. She has nothing to lose because she knows she is the bottom feeder. Because of that, she did a very nice job in this performance. 

It was astronomically better than her first song. But there is no way she sticks around; the judges critiqued her so much in the first song that America is brainwashed and she will probably be the one who gets the boot.

Tonight was easily one of the best shows of the season. No bs duets in between. Not as much beating around the bush tonight! Taking some tips from The Voice I guess. 

But Idolisms is what truly rocks my world, especially tonight.

SAMITZ. out