Top 7 Hit it Hard

It's the top 7 tonight. Amped? Idolisms is! (The color scheme used tonight will be ORANGE FOR THE FLYERS!)

The Judges

Steven is looking more and more like a reptile each week. It looks like he is reptiliously telling the audience to “holla if ya hear me!”

J Lo took off her incredible hulk glove and is now deliciously wrapped in ribbon from Party Land.

Randy is flossin', setting the new trend of the hybrid velvet leather sportscoat.

Seacrest’s hair

Looks like he changed products and he is now using a Pomade instead of the usual Aveda Firm Grip.  His tie clip is no longer there, which causes me to be uber bummed.

But it's no time to be bumming..... The top 7 are about to perform! And we’ve got some superstars in this bunch. Tonight they’re singing songs from the past 3 years. Or wait...... is it movie night?

Hilfiger lets them go through his panty drawers and pick out the most fantastic outfit they can find! He tells them to knock ‘em dead.

Akon is the mentor with Jimmy this week. 

Let’s hope he doesn’t bodyslam any of the contestants off the stage! (if you don’t know what I’m referring to, see clip):         

Who does Akon think he is, The Undertaker???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNwwsSruMe0

OUR TOP 7

Skylar

She is singing Kelly Pickler. She comes out playing the guitar, standing in the middle of kegs on fire…. ?  

Skylar was great tonight… I feel like she had been floating under the radar, but the song tonight was perfect for her voice. Randy and J Lo loved it and said They really felt her from the soul. Steven broke out one of nutcase quotes, “The crows may crow, but the hens deliver the goods.” 

Colton:

He is at the white Steinway piano, singing Skylar Greys “Love the way you lie.”

Immediately I think of Rhianna and Eminem’s Grammy hit and think Colton might be in trouble…. But Colton gets tender tonight! He sings it delicately and stamped it with his own mark. Steven said he didn’t even have to do overdubs. Randy broke out “IT WAS HOT!” J Lo had gotten up out of the chair and was now trying to get back in, but her booty was too big.

Jessica Sanchez: 

She comes out sitting on top of the piano, all 80 pounds of her… singing “Stuttering.” She is my top contender and I’m expecting huge things from her, as always. Tonight she has got the glittery shoulder pad red bottom thang going on and she is amazing! 

The judges all thought she slayed it; I did too, and she is easily my favorite in the competition.

My favorite part was when she broke out the scatting! The scat man always gets me…


Scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w&ob=av2n

Josh: 

First off, tell me you don’t see the breath right strip…….

He is singing Bruno Mars, who fyi, has a gnarly pompadour!

I haven’t been too hot on Joshua recently, and saw him sniffing the boot… but tonight was solid and more upbeat, and I thought he did a nice job. Wasn’t sure why Steven was telling him to get one of the female dancers numbers, alluding to a possible sexual encounter? I’m pretty sure Joshua is gay… 

not that there’s anything wrong with that… (Seinfeld)

Hollie: 

She is singing the song “Perfect,” which is exactly what she has to be, to avoid getting the boot… It’s pretty obvious the past two weeks that America is not on Hollie’s boat right now. 

Tonight, I liked it a lot how she took the unplugged approach, sitting down next to her hipster guitarist. But I definitely felt the urgency and actually felt bad for her because I knew that she knew she might very well be auditioning to be a highway Boot Patrol trooper. She is bland, with no flavor. 

Randy and J Lo politely told her she sucked, but Steven said it wasn’t perfect for him at all and it kind of just "laid there." Owch! 

Phil Phil: 

Philly Philly! He is singing Maroon 5, and I didn’t like him tonight. I think Phil’s whole Dave Matthews schtick is getting to me. The best part of his performance was when the awesome blonde chick saxophonist came out… she rocked!!

The judges were on my page and didn’t love it either.

If Phil Phil is safe tomorrow night, he will most definitely will need to mix it up with something different next week... or he won’t be making it much further in this.

Elise: 

Elise is singing Gaga’s “You and I.” She starts by sitting at the piano, which I thought was cool, and like Hollie, I could feel the urgency in her voice. But she was much better than Hollie, and I hate to say this, but I liked her tonight! The judges liked it a lot too. Randy said DUDE, Elise is back! J Lo called her a closer, and Steven was busy sticking his lizard tongue out.

I still think she lands in the bottom 3 because of that bitchy attitude she had in the first month of the live shows…. or because of her mole.

WOW! I thought tonight was the best show of the season! A true banger. Let's just say, it rocked the world of IDOLISMS.

SAMITZ.    out