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Seacrest’s Hair:
Let’s take a look at a side shot of his hair…. Difficult to determine the
product, and he certainly has steered away from the firm hold shiny look.
Speaking of shine, check out this guys suit! He looks immaculate and is glistening.
The Judges
J Lo is wearing her
hair down and looks cute, while putting in effort to hide her areola.
Her red dress is stunning.
Randy borrowed the
fabric from Ryan’s suit, and
dyed it gold. Steven did without the bathrobe. Ever notice how Steve and Jen
always link arms, and Randy just chills? Dude, he’s a boss.
It’s the top 5 and these kids are out of control good!
Last
week, Elise got the boot.
I agreed with America and thought it was long
overdue. She was miserable and her mole distracted me from the competition.
Tonight’s theme is the 60’s and British Pop. Maybe a little
Depeche?
Sylvio is the
mentor. He’s an interesting guy, but I enjoy the mobster role more than the
musician...
Either way, Jimmy is
still a freak, but I do respect his opinion greatly and usually agree. He
doesn’t sugar coat it, and neither do I.
Hollie performs
first and looks very sexy in her stained glass window dress.
I didn’t know the
song and thought it was all over the place. She continues to hang by a thread.
The judges “loved it” but I think they were just being nice.
Phil Phil singing a
song by the Boxtops....
Yo, this kid Phil Phil can play, the guitar, and the other
contestants with his vocal skills.
Idolisms enjoys Phil Phil, but he needs to
stay away from DMB sounding music if he wants to maintain his distinct
originality. The judges thought he made it his own.
Skylar attempts to
sing “Knock on Wood,” but gets muscle by Syl. She decides to sing "Fortunate
Son." The drummer steals the show though…
He kicked ass!
Sky girl does a great job, but I smell bottom 3. She may
just wind up being a porn star if she gets voted off.
Group song… Josh wearing out his vocal chords before he
sings to America for his Idolisms adventure to continue… Idol production staff,
It’s pathetic. Unethical!
Jessica is singing "Proud Mary", which I can play on the guitar. I rock! Jessica looks like a snake
with a really pretty dress. She is so skinny, and hasn’t eaten a bowl of pho in
9 days.
Her favorite is fishballs. Very entertaining, but a little screechy and
growly for me. I liked it that she dressed slutty, but it’s possible that
girlies her age will be envious of her and not vote for her.
Also, the
background dancers distracted me and I feel like it took a lot of the attention
off Sanchez. Randy said it was OK, the other judges enjoyed it.
Josh is up and his
singing the Temptations. It should be a perfect fit for him and I already know
that he will kill it. He takes it up an octave at times, and is wearing a
ridiculous suit with pin stripe sleeves and a yellow flower in his pocket.
Flame city. But Randy loved it. He wears stuff like that too. And I like the fruity stuff and
if there is a problem with it, go get lost in Justin Guarini’s fro diddly,
and
see me backstage.
Josh was outstanding, and by far the best performance of the
night. In it to win it, and the judges agreed.
Round 2: It was
really good, but once again not as impressive as the first round. I feel like
the vocals in Round 1 are always more vocally robust, ha!
All of these kids are
good, but I’m still waiting for the back to back fantastic performances. Josh
pretty much did it, but this is the top 5 and pretty much ain’t good enough!
Idolisms doesn’t play games. Your either in it to win or you’re cut.
There is more I’d like to say, but I’m sleeping on it, and
more will be revealed in a special edition of Idolisms: After The Boot (Kind of
like the The Bachelor: After the Final Rose)
I love my life, I love Idolisms, I love my Idolismers.
Everyone is stepping their game up and we have a real Dream Team here… Keep up
the good work, and let’s be sure to give props to these young singers that put
themselves on the line every week. Idolisms loves it! This is where the real
deal marbles are.... whatever that means.
Top o’ the morning.
Samitz OUT
I miss Elise and her boots. The mole was distracting, I'll give you that much. But she provided some grounding effect to counteract Jessica, the nail ho, Sanchez's youthful over acted enthusiasm. If you dont think her perkiness is all an act, I suggest you take a look at her face the next time she doesnt realize she's on camera. Mamma-san taught her well. I can hear it now... "You smile, give Joe good time. He rov you rong time".
ReplyDeleteJosh clearly owned the night. Too bad he's such a flamer, he would make Jessica a good pimp in that last outfit... if you gave him a big furry hat and a walking stick.